Showing posts with label My Perfect Marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My Perfect Marriage. Show all posts

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Beginning My First Book Ever

Just beginning my first book. I hope to publish this before I die. It is titled "My Perfect Marriage - Do What I Did and Ruin Your Relationship Forever".

Tell me if this first paragraph will draw you in once you crack the cover:

[“Fuck you!”, Kristine blurted out. I was shocked. Not only had I never heard my wife swear before, but here, she was directing her wrath at me. My thoughts went into hyper mode as I realized that, since she was using her first naughty word on me, something must be really wrong.

Usually, I just made her cry.]