It's quite funny actually.
I have been told hundreds and thousands of times that there are no contradictions in the Bible. If that is the case, there is no other conclusion to make than God is actually the devil.
Read the story of David numbering the people in 1 Chronicles 21 and then read the exact same story told in 2 Samuel 24. Only, they aren't the exact same story. In the former, Satan makes David number the people. In the latter, God does the evil deed (2 Samuel, if true, is much more sinister than the 1 Chronicles version, being that God made David do a naughty thing just so he would have an excuse to murder bunches of peeps).
But, again, I have been told, heatedly, that there are most definitely no contradictions in the Bible. That the Bible is God's perfect, inspired, infallible, and most definitely, inerrant word.
Fine. Have it your way. God is Satan and Satan is God.
I have been told hundreds and thousands of times that there are no contradictions in the Bible. If that is the case, there is no other conclusion to make than God is actually the devil.
Read the story of David numbering the people in 1 Chronicles 21 and then read the exact same story told in 2 Samuel 24. Only, they aren't the exact same story. In the former, Satan makes David number the people. In the latter, God does the evil deed (2 Samuel, if true, is much more sinister than the 1 Chronicles version, being that God made David do a naughty thing just so he would have an excuse to murder bunches of peeps).
But, again, I have been told, heatedly, that there are most definitely no contradictions in the Bible. That the Bible is God's perfect, inspired, infallible, and most definitely, inerrant word.
Fine. Have it your way. God is Satan and Satan is God.
