Showing posts with label Google. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Google. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

An Important Goog Hit on This Blog That Needs Answering

Today, I received the following hit to Incongruous Circumspection from the Goog:

"Are Permission to Live and Incongruous Circumspection married?"

I'll save you some research.  No.  We are not married.  I am married to a beautiful woman named, Kristine.  On the other hand, while Permission to Live is also gorgeous in her own right, she is happily married to someone else.  Our families are good friends and the bonds of that friendship have been growing stronger more recently.

Now, if that disappoints you, I'm not too worried about it.  There is only one woman in this world that could even come close to handling all of my personalities and I have already lassoed the moon for her.

And that's a wrap.

I.C.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Today's Goog Hits on Incongruous Circumspection - 3/16/2012

Every day, without fail, I read through the Goog search terms that bring people to my blog, thanks to Google Analytics.  I'll show a few of them below and try to point my readers in the proper direction:

allegheny wesleyan methodist blog


Ah, yes.  But be very careful.  If you're here to find anything good about the Allegheny Wesleyan Church, you're at the wrong place.  To get you started, you can read the first installment of one of their ex-members here.

easiest position in softball

Second base!  Now that was easy.  Glad to be of service.

full preterest second coming doug phillips

I sincerely apologize.  I fell asleep just..hang on....(sorry, big yawn)...reading that.  Nope.  You'll find nothing of the sort here.  But, if you want to read about Doug Phillips, try here, where I mention the perfectly bearded fellow in passing.  Or, read through Dougy Boy's hilarious take on historic men.  Better yet, try a change of pace and read this collaborative piece by an atheist friend of mine when I used to consider myself a Christian.  Finally, if that doesn't do it, try something a bit more risque where I, again, simply allude to the uber-smiley bloke.

rabbi means "leader of the synagogue"

I have never written about that.  But, you're spot on.  Now you know.

sex is meaningless to me

Excuse me???!!!  The ole' Goog must be throwing some electrons off during packet transfer here and there these days.  That search term should have NEVER EVER, in a million years, led you here.  And to prove my point, read this and this.  Also, can you contact the Goog and have them add "I love sex like the air I breathe" into their algorithm for anything Incongruous Circumspection related?

you are like icing on the cake without you life is meaningless

Wow...  I don't know what to say.  I'm honored.  Gawrsh.  Wow.  Phew!  Heck...read everything here!  Man!  You made me blush.

I.C.