Showing posts with label why am I bad at softball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label why am I bad at softball. Show all posts

Thursday, July 19, 2012

I get Goog'ed: Softball Tips

I've been getting hit by the Goog with a search for "why am I bad at softball?"
 
So, here are my two tips that have helped out millions of ball players across the world, including the 2008 Yankees and the 2004 Red Sox.  My tips are in their respective glass cases.

1.  See ball, hit ball.

I taught that to Pete Rose.

2. A softball never killed anyone who lived to tell about it.

That is all.  Learn those two and you will be an epic player on both sides of the ball.

Enjoy success!