Self-proclaimed prophet, Cindy Jacobs said that she has watched God fill up jars of oil, right before her eyes - a thinly veiled plagiarism to the Elisha story in the Old Testament.
We can know that Cindy Jacobs was telling a tall tale because, who in the hell, and everything worth anything, puts oil in jars anymore!!!!
She could have modernized it and said:
"I was sipping on Mountain Dew, and I watched the Lord keep that can full as if I had never sipped it. AND HE KEPT IT ICE COLD!!!!!"
I would have fallen on my face and worshiped.
We can know that Cindy Jacobs was telling a tall tale because, who in the hell, and everything worth anything, puts oil in jars anymore!!!!
She could have modernized it and said:
"I was sipping on Mountain Dew, and I watched the Lord keep that can full as if I had never sipped it. AND HE KEPT IT ICE COLD!!!!!"
I would have fallen on my face and worshiped.
