Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Cindy Jacobs Saw Jars of Oil Fill Up Before Her Very Eyes

Self-proclaimed prophet, Cindy Jacobs said that she has watched God fill up jars of oil, right before her eyes - a thinly veiled plagiarism to the Elisha story in the Old Testament.

We can know that Cindy Jacobs was telling a tall tale because, who in the hell, and everything worth anything, puts oil in jars anymore!!!!

She could have modernized it and said:

"I was sipping on Mountain Dew, and I watched the Lord keep that can full as if I had never sipped it.  AND HE KEPT IT ICE COLD!!!!!"

I would have fallen on my face and worshiped.

1 comment:

  1. Mountain Dew isn't spiritual enough. It would have to be coffee. Or maybe green tea with some exotic flavoring added.