Showing posts with label manhood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label manhood. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

John Piper Wants to Be Murdered

In this piece, Pied Piper Boy states the following:
Suppose, I said, a couple of you students, Jason and Sarah, were walking to McDonald’s after dark. And suppose a man with a knife jumped out of the bushes and threatened you. And suppose Jason knows that Sarah has a black belt in karate and could probably disarm the assailant better than he could. Should he step back and tell her to do it? No. He should step in front of her and be ready to lay down his life to protect her, irrespective of competency. It is written on his soul. That is what manhood does.


Pardon me while I guffaw:

Bahahhahahahahhahhahahhahahhahhahahhaahhahahh!!!!!!!!

How about, Mr. Pied Piper Boy, you do the smart thing and let your woman do the disarming. No sense in being stupid and getting yourself kilt.

Kristine (my bride) is a black belt in tae kwon do. No way in hell am I going to be an idiot and pretend that some artificial "manhood" responsibility makes me her protector. She'd rather me alive and the perp dead so I can use my REAL manhood on her. *wink *wink *wink.

The Pied Piper also says:


God created man first in order to say that man bears a primary burden for protection, provision, and leadership.

 Well, hell's bells! If we're going by first come, first priority in getting murdered, why can't God, being that he was there BEFORE man, do the killing of the perp? Huh? Huh? HUH!?

Spare me the square pegs in round holes theology.  No matter how you pretend that it isn't outdated and ancient today, it's as pointless and unhelpful now - just like it was in ancient times when you, Piper Boy, were in college.