Monday, November 19, 2012

Today's Vital News

The nose hair I just plucked from my nose, causing one eye to begin twitching uncontrollably, tears flowing from both of its corners, as well as commencing a shooting pain in the nostril that dissipated as quickly as it began, followed by an itch beneath my left big toenail that persisted due to the inability to relieve the tickle by scratching without completely removing the hard nail - was white.

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