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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

DFBNM: Part 1d - Husbands Are Omniscient and Wives MUST Give Sex

In Part 1c, we learned that men are so fragile, anything a woman does that is not exactly what the bloke is expecting will lead to his demise.  Let's finish looking at the first basic need of a husband.
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[Seek your husband’s advice first.  A wife should demonstrate loyalty to her husband’s wishes, goals, and standards. Therefore, when a need arises, you should seek your husband’s guidance and counsel first, especially in regard to family issues, rather than seeking advice from other family members and friends.]

When Kristine and I first met, I had swallowed this idea whole.  I knew all the answers to life and, better yet, knew how to find them in all of Bill Gothard's manuals.  The Bible was a secondary resource and yet I wielded it with creative gusto.  This worked very well for the first few minutes of our relationship.  At that point, it became clear that real life was a bit more complicated and could not be mastered by one man.

I had no idea what to do when Kristine had PMS.  When she had her monthly menstrual cycle, I was no help.  If she bled more than usual, it would have been foolish for her to come to me.  I was clueless in the kitchen, only good enough to throw together a pan of canned peas and tuna fish, heated on the stove.  If she wanted recipe ideas, why would she come to me?  When our first baby cried uncontrollably at night, I had no idea what to do.  When she got warts all over her hand, what the heck could I have done?  Why is it necessary to come to me first for everything?  It makes no sense except that it props up the "man on top" position and, believe me, that gets old after a while, if you catch my drift.

But, let's not focus on little details, rather, let's look at Bill's subtle wording at the end where he tells the worthless woman not to seek advice from family and friends, but rather to the husband.  It logically follows that if the husband has no clue, the wife can then move on to the family and friends, right?  Wrong.

[If you have questions about spiritual matters, you should first take them to your husband. If the two of you are unable to find the answers, then request help from wiser, more mature believers, such as your pastor, parents, or other mentors.]

You must ask only believers. Believers that are wiser than you because, of course, every decision in life requires so much wisdom.  Notice the pastor, then parents, then other "mentors"?  You simply cannot ask an expert. 

"Pastor, my wife needs me to decide whether we are a tampon or maxi pad family.  Oh, and she doesn't know what foundation is for but has a few bumps on her face she wants to smooth over.  What brand should she use?  She has oily skin so it can't dry it out too much.  And, pastor, we aren't seeing eye to eye on salt IN the soup or ON the soup.  Which is healthier.  But..but...pastor...another thing...she has trouble sleeping at night and has bouts of depression.  Being that drugs are evil, according to ole' lady guru over yonder, and the next person in line to take advice from is my parents and then a trusted mentor (not a doc), we figure you might be able to help us.  Should we pray about it?"

Additionally, it always strikes me as quite odd that Bill Gothard has such a high view of parents.  Many couples would rather not ask their parents for advice and for good reason.  But, Bill has to maintain his "chain of command". 

[Enjoy the privilege of physical intimacy.  God grants spouses full access to each other’s bodies for sexual gratification. “Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife. Defraud ye not one the other . . .” (I Corinthians 7:3-5; see also Ephesians 5:24 and Colossians 3:17-19). Resistance or indifference to your husband’s need for physical intimacy is the unspoken crushing of his spirit.]

This is cute, but weird.  Yes, this passage in 1 Corinthians tells a person that it is better to not have sex at all (this point alone caused me to reject all of 1 Corinthians).   But if you must, get a wife and then you both belong to one another.  No, you don't just belong to one another, both of you have authority over eachother's bodies.  This is exciting stuff!

But Bill cites this passage that gives a picture of both a husband and wife enjoying sex together even though the spiritual stuff is a tad creepy, and then turns it around to exclusively address the husband's "need" for lovin'.  Unfortunately, I agree with Bill here.  If my wife doesn't give me sex when I need it, my spirit is crushed.  I am very fragile in this area.  If she withholds herself from me when I demand...er...request the use of my property - her body - I pauperize into a whimpering puppy.  Who cares if she doesn't want it.  That's not important here.  All humor aside, the rest of the passages he cites are only addressing the wife.  She is to be submissive to the husband in all things.  Of course, the husband is supposed to deal tenderly with his wife and we all know what that means. 

Bill, by his own admission, has never had sex in his life.  He has no idea what it is to be in a relationship or in a marriage with the complex issue of intimacy with your partner.  The writers of these Bible passages have no clue either.  The only people who intimately understand each others needs, especially in the area of sex, is you or your spouse, if you have confided in them.  But, complex discussions don't go over well with Gothard's simplistic view of life.  He needs to spiritualize everything and force square pegs to fit into his round holes of life.

I say, go discover what the other wants.  You can't get better until you practice.  But, I do have one tip: touch something metallic before jumping between the sheets.  Static electricity is nobody's friend.
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In Part 2a, we will look at the next basic need of a husband: A man needs a wife who honors his leadership.  Haven't we been over this already?  Bill is starting to sound like a broken record.  Maybe he needs to get himself a wife and test some of his theory.  I'm thinking someone should match him up with Betty White.


4 comments:

  1. One thing that sticks out in my mind is that people who follow him seem to think that women have no sexual urges, only the man. Am I wrong in this?

    Michelle Duggar said that she was given this excellent piece of advise shortly after she was married: Once the honeymoon is over, you need to realize that you're the only one who can provide this for your husband. She said there were many tired nights when she had to remember this.

    OK, first of all, we women do have needs. I certainly do! It's my fiance who probably has the tired nights.

    Second of all, really? Men just can't give their women a night or two off? Sheesh!

    I guess the whole "treat your wife as Christ treats the church" doesn't apply in the bedroom.

    Un-frickin-real.

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  2. I can personally attest that it's not always a good idea to go to your husband "first" every time you have a major problem. When we were first married, we lived far away from family and friends, and naturally I took all my worries and dilemmas and problems to my husband (since parents, friends, and lifelong Christian mentors weren't around). It didn't take my husband long to become tired and discouraged that there was always another "problem" he had to fix. I soon learned that wives are as responsible for dealing with real-life crap as husbands are. I also learned the value of taking my troubles outside my marriage, to the people around me, so that my husband won't get worn out. He, also, has friends outside of me that he can go to for venting or advice.

    It's not that we don't value each other's opinions, or that we consider each other to be "last on the totem pole" in our priorities; but you can't constantly expect your spouse to fix every problem that you find in life.

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  3. I can personally say that the biggest problem I have with this view of sex is that it has nothing to do with my reality. We are all individuals and let me tell you I am the one throwing out this scripture at my husband most often.

    Me: I want sex, please.
    Husband: I am tired/not in the mood.
    Me: But I waaaaant sex. Can't you just do it anyway?
    Husband: No, I'm tired, takes a lot more out of me than you.
    Me: Your body is my body, gimme...

    Then there is some chasing and more arguing and he either relents or I give up and go to sleep. Marriage and life is complicated and this mnan is such a moron. God gave us all individuality and we can never be happy unless we accept and embrace who God created us to be. I have, it has been a long struggle

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  4. i have trouble believing all those "sheltered" [imprisoned] women get married at 25 still virginal - but i'm supposed to believe it of a man who loves to control others?

    pfbthpt



    as for sex in general - "sex is natural, sex is good; not everybody does it, but everybody should" - centuries and centuries ago, when the avaerage age for a woman to be married was 12, it was somewhat ok to expect that most women would be virgins.
    today?
    and the DICHOTOMY!!! sure, there's lipservice paid about MEN staying virgins, but it's [mostly] just that: saying it without meaning it. the BEST fall-out on that is that these guys won't sleep with "Good Girls" and so, by definition, any woman who would sleep with them is Bad...
    it's how and why so many men [and women, but more men] suffer from the Madonna/Whore dichotomy, is a main root of mysogyny and one of the main weapons used against women.

    and it's getting worse again. sigh.

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