I work for a company of about 50 people. Every last one of them knows that I love Pearson's Salted Nut Rolls. The company provides perpetual snacks and drinks (purchased from one of my favorite retailers - Costco) to keep us all satiated, fat, and happy. Better yet, they care about individualized tastes, provide gluten-free items, gourmet coffee, and, when possible, nut rolls.
Today, I received a personal delivery of three nut rolls. A co-worker (one of the original half-dozen employees) opened my door and threw them at my head.
Those were the best three bruises I have gotten in a long time.
Well...other than the bruise that my wife gave me when we were...oh, nevermind. I'll keep that one to myself.