Today, some unlucky soul, with reverence in their heart, and worship on their lips, found Incongruous Circumspection while doing his due Berean diligence on Billy Boy G. Their search term was:
I must say, I am not the expert on Billy Boy G., nor am I aware of his tampon use. But, I think you might be onto something. Tampons are super-absorbent and he has noted to the masses that he sheds many tears in his prostrate, rhema-expectant positions.
While lying, face down on the floor, hands folded in deep intercessory, upon the small of ones back, it becomes necessary to insert a hands-free object between the floor boards and the eyes, not to mention, one must catch the watery mucous that slyly escapes the nose when the crying becomes blubbery.
If my assessments are correct, I would suspect that Billy Boy G's trash can in his red-carpeted office would have at least four tampons in it per day.
But alas, you'll have to ask the barefooted young woman that took out his trash. And yes, it would have always been a young woman. Bill Gothard didn't take a fancy to young men bent over beside his desk.
That is all.
Happy Googling!
Bill Gothard's tampons
I must say, I am not the expert on Billy Boy G., nor am I aware of his tampon use. But, I think you might be onto something. Tampons are super-absorbent and he has noted to the masses that he sheds many tears in his prostrate, rhema-expectant positions.
While lying, face down on the floor, hands folded in deep intercessory, upon the small of ones back, it becomes necessary to insert a hands-free object between the floor boards and the eyes, not to mention, one must catch the watery mucous that slyly escapes the nose when the crying becomes blubbery.
If my assessments are correct, I would suspect that Billy Boy G's trash can in his red-carpeted office would have at least four tampons in it per day.
But alas, you'll have to ask the barefooted young woman that took out his trash. And yes, it would have always been a young woman. Bill Gothard didn't take a fancy to young men bent over beside his desk.
That is all.
Happy Googling!
I laughed out loud. You are crazy. :P
ReplyDeleteI can imagine the advertizing campaign: "Bill Gothard's Tampons. Because maxis are for unsaved heathens."
ReplyDeleteI'm too polite to write some of the odd search queries that have come up for my blog. The internet is a strange place ...